• I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK Patch | Funny Velcro Patch | Tactical Morale Patch UK

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  • UK EMBROIDERED
  • HOOK BACKED
  • Processing resumes 19 November

I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look

BRITISH MADE

EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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USA RESTOCK RUN

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

⚠️ Not a doctor… but still offering a second opinion. Our "I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK" patch is built for those who thrive on dark humour, awkward laughs, and pushing the line just enough to get noticed.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

Choose your size in the customiser.

DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

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Whether it’s on your kit, bag, jacket or range gear — this one doesn’t go unnoticed.

🔥 WHY THIS PATCH HITS

  • Bold, unapologetic humour
  • Clean, tactical layout for maximum readability
  • Built to stand out on any loadout
  • Designed for laughs, reactions, and double takes

🧵 PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Available Sizes: 2"x3", 2"x4", 3"x6"
  • Material: Premium embroidered patch
  • Backing: Hook & Loop (Velcro compatible)
  • Edge: Professionally merrowed border
  • Customisation: Choose your patch colour & thread colour
  • Text: Fixed design (as shown)

🎨 MAKE IT YOURS

Use our live preview to customise:

  • Patch background colour (Black, Olive, MTP, Red)
  • Thread colour (25 options available)
  • Size to suit your setup

🎯 PERFECT FOR

  • Tactical gear & plate carriers
  • Backpacks & kit bags
  • Airsoft / military enthusiasts
  • Workwear with personality
  • Anyone who appreciates dark humour

🚚 DELIVERY

  • Free Stealth Delivery available
  • Upgrade to Priority Air Drop at checkout
  • Fast dispatch from the UK

⚠️ NOTE

This is a fixed design patch.
Want your own text? Check out our Design Your Own Patch option.

💥 Add it to your kit. See who laughs first.

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