• The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch

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The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math

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EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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PATCH DETAILS

CALCULATED RISK — Embroidered Morale Patch The plan was solid. The maths? Less so.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

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DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

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“The risk I took was calculated, but man, I’m bad at math.”

For anyone who’s confidently said “this’ll work” moments before discovering it absolutely wouldn’t. This embroidered morale patch celebrates ambitious plans, questionable calculations and the stories that follow.

Add it to your rucksack, jacket or airsoft kit—or gift it to the mate whose confidence always outperforms their judgement.

🔥 Features

  • Premium embroidered morale patch
  • Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
  • Durable stitched merrowed edge
  • Clean high-contrast lettering
  • Designed & produced in the UK

📏 Size

Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

🎨 Available Options

Fabric Colours (4)

Thread Colours (25)

🎯 Ideal For

  • Tactical gear
  • EDC setups
  • Neurodivergent pride
  • Gym bags
  • Range gear
  • Gifts for mates

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