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Our custom text patches are embroidered to order in our UK workshop, with 24hr dispatch as standard (working days).
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Not Autistic, Just An Asshole| Live Preview | Funny Autism Neurodivergent Morale Patch – Velcro Backed | 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
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Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism | Live Preview | Funny Autism Neurodivergent Morale Patch – Velcro Backed | 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
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Fuelled By Trauma & Nicotine | Live Preview | Funny Morale Patch 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
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Fuelled By Drugs, Alcohol And Terrible Decisions | Live Preview | Funny Morale Patch 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
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Fuelled By Caffeine & Sarcasm Patch | Live Preview | Funny Morale Patch 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
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“Undiagnosed But I’m Pretty Sure” Morale Patch | Live Preview | 2" x 3" Funny Tactical Patch
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French RCIR Military Ration (2028 Date) | Genuine French Army Combat Ration
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Violence May Be The Answer Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch
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The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch
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I'm A Bad Influence But Damn I'm Fun! Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch
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I Suck At Apologies So Unfuck You Or Whatever Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch
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My Pronouns Are Try/Me Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch
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Remember To Look Both Ways When You Go Fuck Yourself Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch
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Custom text patches, stitched by us in the UK.
Create a custom embroidered text patch with your own wording, choice of size, fabric and thread colours. Each custom text patch is stitched by us in our UK workshop and finished with hook backing for compatible panels on rucksacks, jackets and tactical kit. Preview your design before ordering, with no minimum order—whether you want a callsign, team name or something completely unfiltered.
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