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TEXT MORALE PATCHES
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- UK EMBROIDERED
- HOOK BACKED
- 24HR DISPATCH
Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt
BRITISH MADEEMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH
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PATCH DETAILS
Need a confidence boost? Unfortunately, not today. This brutally honest embroidered morale patch delivers the kind of encouragement only your mates would appreciate.
SIZE & MATERIALS
Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.
Choose your size in the customiser.
DELIVERY
Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.
CARE
Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.
MORE DETAILS
Whether it's for your airsoft teammate, work bag, plate carrier or EDC setup, this patch is guaranteed to get a laugh... or get you blamed for HR complaints.
Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humour and absolutely no interest in motivational quotes.
🔥 Features
- Premium embroidered morale patch
- Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
- Durable stitched merrowed edge
- Clean high-contrast lettering
- Designed & produced in the UK
📏 Size
Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
🎨 Available Options
Fabric Colours (4)
Thread Colours (25)
🎯 Ideal For
- Tactical gear
- EDC setups
- Neurodivergent pride
- Gym bags
- Range gear
- Gifts for mates
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