Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Swearing Patch

Need a confidence boost? Unfortunately, not today.

This brutally honest embroidered morale patch delivers the kind of encouragement only your mates would appreciate.

Whether it's for your airsoft teammate, work bag, plate carrier or EDC setup, this patch is guaranteed to get a laugh... or get you blamed for HR complaints.

Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humour and absolutely no interest in motivational quotes.

🔥 Features

• Premium embroidered morale patch
• Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
• Durable stitched merrowed edge
• Clean high-contrast lettering
• Designed & produced in the UK

📏 Size

Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

🎨 Available Options

Fabric Colours (4)

Thread Colours (25)

🎯 Ideal For

• Tactical gear
• EDC setups
• Neurodivergent pride
• Gym bags
• Range gear
• Gifts for mates