I Refuse To Argue With Someone Who Should Have Been Swallowed

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

Choose your size in the customiser.

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

For those moments when common sense has left the building and you're rapidly losing patience, this patch says exactly what you're thinking so you don't have to.

This embroidered morale patch is part of our Off The Shelf Text Patch Range — meaning you get premium embroidery with full colour customisation.

Perfect for backpacks, work bags, patch walls, plate carriers or anywhere a little dark humour is appreciated.

📏 Patch Specifications

• Size: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
• Professionally embroidered
• Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
• Merrowed border
• Durable stitch density
• Made to order in the UK
• Available in Black, MTP, Olive Green & Red
• Choose from 25 embroidery thread colours

😈 Perfect For

• Lovers of dark humour
• Sarcastic people
• Office survivors
• Veterans of internet arguments
• Anyone running dangerously low on patience

🚚 Fast UK Dispatch

Every patch is made to order and dispatched quickly from our UK workshop.