• Remember To Look Both Ways When You Go Fuck Yourself Embroidered Morale Patch | Funny Tactical Patch

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  • HOOK BACKED
  • 24HR DISPATCH

Remember To Look Both Ways When You Go Fuck Yourself

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EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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PATCH DETAILS

Good manners. Questionable intentions. “Remember to look both ways before you go fuck yourself.”

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

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DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

MORE DETAILS

A little road safety advice with a less-than-friendly sign-off. This embroidered morale patch is made for anyone who prefers their humour dry, their language colourful and their kit anything but boring.

Stick it on your rucksack, jacket or patch board and let the embroidery do the talking.

🔥 Features

  • Premium embroidered morale patch
  • Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
  • Durable stitched merrowed edge
  • Clean high-contrast lettering
  • Designed & produced in the UK

📏 Size

Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

🎨 Available Options

Fabric Colours (4)

Thread Colours (25)

🎯 Ideal For

  • Tactical gear
  • EDC setups
  • Neurodivergent pride
  • Gym bags
  • Range gear
  • Gifts for mates

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