• Not Autistic, Just An Asshole| Live Preview | Funny Autism Neurodivergent Morale Patch – Velcro Backed | 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

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Not Autistic, Just An Asshole

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EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

NOT AUTISTIC. JUST AN ASSHOLE. Apparently not every awkward interaction requires a diagnosis.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

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DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

MORE DETAILS

Designed for those who appreciate dark humour, brutal honesty and saying what everyone else is thinking, this embroidered morale patch is guaranteed to get a reaction.

Perfect for backpacks, jackets, gym bags, plate carriers and anywhere else that could benefit from a little self-awareness.

🔥 Features

  • Premium embroidered morale patch
  • Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
  • Durable stitched merrowed edge
  • Clean high-contrast lettering
  • Designed & produced in the UK

📏 Size

Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

🎨 Available Options

Fabric Colours (4)

Thread Colours (25)

🎯 Ideal For

  • Tactical gear
  • EDC setups
  • Neurodivergent pride
  • Gym bags
  • Range gear
  • Gifts for mates

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