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Not An Asshole Just Autistic

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EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

Not An Asshole. Just Autistic. Direct communication isn’t rudeness.Different wiring isn’t a flaw.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

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DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

MORE DETAILS

This embroidered morale patch is for those who are unapologetically themselves and prefer clarity over confusion.

Blunt? Maybe.
Honest? Absolutely.

Designed for plate carriers, rucksacks, jackets, caps and everyday carry setups.

🔥 Features

  • Premium embroidered morale patch
  • Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
  • Durable stitched merrowed edge
  • High contrast lettering
  • Designed & produced in the UK

📏 Size

Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

🎨 Available Options

Fabric Base Colours (4)

Thread Colours (25)

🎯 Ideal For

  • Tactical gear
  • EDC setups
  • Neurodivergent pride
  • Direct communicators
  • Gifts for mates
  • Range bags
  • Jackets & caps

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