I’m Not Gay But £20 Is £20 Patch – 2” x 3” Funny Morale Patch | Live Preview | 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"

I’m Not Gay But £20 Is £20 😏

Bold. Cheeky. Unfiltered humour.

This 2” x 3” embroidered morale patch delivers classic dark banter with clean, high-contrast stitching.

Part of our Off The Shelf 2” x 3” Text Patch Range — giving you full colour choice while keeping the statement locked in.

Perfect for backpacks, range bags, jackets and EDC setups.

📏 Patch Specifications

• Size: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
• Premium embroidered patch
• Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
• Merrowed stitched border
• Durable stitch density
• Made to order in the UK

🎨 Colour Options

✔ 4 Fabric Colours
✔ 25 Thread Colour Options

Build it subtle.
Build it loud.
Build it however you want.

🎒 Ideal For

• Backpacks
• Tactical gear
• Airsoft & MilSim
• Range bags
• Jackets
• Adult humour gifts

⚠ Please Note

Contains adult humour and strong language. Intended for novelty use.