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  • UK EMBROIDERED
  • HOOK BACKED
  • Processing resumes 19 November

I Identify As A F***ing Problem

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EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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USA RESTOCK RUN

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

I Identify As A F***ing Problem 😈 Chaos energy. Zero apologies.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

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DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

MORE DETAILS

This 2” x 3” embroidered morale patch is built for those who embrace bold humour and unapologetic attitude.

Part of our Off The Shelf 2” x 3” Text Patch Range — giving you premium embroidery with full colour flexibility.

Perfect for backpacks, range bags, jackets and statement gear setups.

📏 Patch Specifications

  • Size: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
  • Premium embroidered patch
  • Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
  • Merrowed stitched border
  • Durable stitch density
  • Made to order in the UK

🎨 Colour Options

✔ 4 Fabric Colours
✔ 25 Thread Colour Options

Stealth black-on-black
High-contrast white
Or build your own combination.

🎒 Ideal For

  • Tactical backpacks
  • Messenger bags
  • Airsoft & MilSim
  • EDC setups
  • Jackets
  • Adult humour gifts

⚠ Please Note

Contains strong language. Intended for novelty and humour use.

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