I Identify As A F***ing Problem Patch | Live Preview | 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6" |Funny Morale Patch

I Identify As A F***ing Problem 😈

Chaos energy. Zero apologies.

This 2” x 3” embroidered morale patch is built for those who embrace bold humour and unapologetic attitude.

Part of our Off The Shelf 2” x 3” Text Patch Range — giving you premium embroidery with full colour flexibility.

Perfect for backpacks, range bags, jackets and statement gear setups.

📏 Patch Specifications

• Size: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
• Premium embroidered patch
• Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
• Merrowed stitched border
• Durable stitch density
• Made to order in the UK

🎨 Colour Options

✔ 4 Fabric Colours
✔ 25 Thread Colour Options

Stealth black-on-black
High-contrast white
Or build your own combination.

🎒 Ideal For

• Tactical backpacks
• Messenger bags
• Airsoft & MilSim
• EDC setups
• Jackets
• Adult humour gifts

⚠ Please Note

Contains strong language. Intended for novelty and humour use.