FUELLED BY DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND TERRIBLE DECISIONS 🍻💀
Not a life plan.
Not legal advice.
Just an honest assessment of how some people seem to navigate life.
Whether you're the friend with questionable judgement or the one constantly cleaning up after them, this patch delivers maximum dark humour with minimum effort.
This embroidered morale patch is part of our Off The Shelf Text Patch Range — meaning you get premium embroidery with full colour customisation.
Perfect for backpacks, patch walls, work bags, plate carriers or anywhere dark humour is appreciated.
📏 Patch Specifications
Size: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
Professionally embroidered
Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
Merrowed border
Durable stitch density
Made to order in the UK
🎨 Choose Your Colours
✔ 4 Fabric Colours ✔ 25 Thread Colour Options
Keep it subtle in black-on-black Or go loud with high-contrast thread
Your patch. Your setup.
🎒 Perfect For
Tactical backpacks
Plate carriers
Airsoft & MilSim
Range bags
Office bags (if you dare)
Funny gift for caffeine addicts
🇬🇧 Made To Order
Each patch is embroidered to order using your selected fabric and thread colour combination.
24hr Dispatch Free Delivery UK Made to Order
