Exercise Your Right To Shut The F*** Up

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

Choose your size in the customiser.

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

This 2” x 3” embroidered morale patch delivers bold legal-style satire with clean, high-contrast stitching.

Perfect for backpacks, range bags, messenger bags and anyone who appreciates blunt humour.

Part of our Off The Shelf 2” x 3” Text Patch Range — built with premium embroidery and full colour flexibility.

📏 Patch Specifications

• Size: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"
• Premium embroidered patch
• Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
• Merrowed stitched border
• Durable stitch density
• Made to order in the UK

🎨 Colour Options

✔ 4 Fabric Colours
✔ 25 Thread Colour Options

Keep it stealth black-on-black
Or go bold with high contrast thread

Your patch. Your statement.

🎒 Ideal For

• Messenger bags
• Backpacks
• Range gear
• Office bags (if you dare)
• EDC setups
• Statement accessories

🇬🇧 Made To Order

Each patch is embroidered to order using your selected fabric and thread combination.