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EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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PATCH DETAILS

Built like a Greek god? Not quite. Let's be honest... most of us are somewhere between tactical athlete and tactical snack.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered morale patch with a merrowed border and hook-and-loop backing.

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DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

CARE

Remove before washing the garment. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the embroidery.

MORE DETAILS

Whether you've earned the dad bod, you're bulking (again), or you simply appreciate brutally honest humour, this embroidered morale patch is guaranteed to get a laugh.

Perfect for gym bags, plate carriers, backpacks, work bags and everyday carry.


🔥 Features

  • Premium embroidered morale patch
  • Hook & loop backing (Velcro compatible)
  • Durable stitched merrowed edge
  • Clean high-contrast lettering
  • Designed & produced in the UK

📏 Size

Standard: 2"x3" | 2"x4" | 3"x6"


🎨 Available Options

Fabric Colours (4)

Thread Colours (25)


🎯 Ideal For

  • Tactical gear
  • EDC setups
  • Neurodivergent pride
  • Gym bags
  • Range gear
  • Gifts for mates

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