You Eat Bananas For The Shape And Not The Taste

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

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Nobody's ever looked at a banana and thought, "I fancy one of those because it tastes amazing."

This hilarious PVC morale patch features a cartoon banana alongside a joke that will either make people laugh immediately or take them a second to realise what they've just read.

Perfect for those with a slightly immature sense of humour, this patch is guaranteed to attract attention on rucksacks, jackets, gym bags and patch walls.

Manufactured from durable layered PVC with hook & loop backing, it's built to survive countless double-takes and awkward conversations.

Features

✔ Premium layered PVC construction
✔ Hook & Loop backing included
✔ Approx. 8cm high
✔ Weather resistant and hard wearing
✔ Detailed raised 3D design
✔ Perfect for bags, jackets, caps and display boards

Specifications

• Material: PVC Rubber
• Height: Approx. 8cm
• Backing: Hook & Loop
• Colour: White, Yellow & Black
• Style: Morale Patch

Perfect For

• Patch Collectors
• Gym Bags
• Airsoft Players
• Tactical Gear Enthusiasts
• Office Troublemakers
• Anyone With The Humour Of A 12-Year-Old