• Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof Patch – Embroidered & Sublimated Tactical Velcro Patch

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Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof

EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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PATCH DETAILS

Reality check… learned the hard way. The “Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof” patch blends dark humour with a gritty, tactical design. Featuring embroidered top and bottom banners with a high-detail sublimated centre, this piece brings together texture and print for a clean, layered finish.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered patch, made with our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

MORE DETAILS

Compact at 7cm x 7cm, it’s perfect for tighter kit setups without losing impact.

⚙️ Specs:

  • Size: Approx 7cm x 7cm
  • Embroidered outer (top & bottom banners)
  • Sublimated centre for high-detail artwork
  • Hook Velcro backing
  • Durable stitched border

🎯 Perfect for:

  • Plate carriers & chest rigs
  • Backpacks & admin pouches
  • Airsoft / milsim loadouts
  • Dark humour collectors

🧠 Why This Patch:

This is a hybrid build — embroidery for structure, sublimation for detail.

You get sharper artwork than embroidery alone, without losing that tactical patch feel.

📦 Shipping:

  • ✅ 24hr Dispatch
  • ✅ Free Stealth Delivery (2–3 days)
  • 🚀 Priority Air Drop available
  • 🛡️ Zero-quibble guarantee

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