• Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof Patch – Embroidered & Sublimated Tactical Velcro Patch

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3 FOR £24.99 OR 5 FOR £39.99

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Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof

EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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USA RESTOCK RUN

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

Reality check… learned the hard way. The “Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof” patch blends dark humour with a gritty, tactical design. Featuring embroidered top and bottom banners with a high-detail sublimated centre, this piece brings together texture and print for a clean, layered finish.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered patch, made with our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

MORE DETAILS

Compact at 7cm x 7cm, it’s perfect for tighter kit setups without losing impact.

⚙️ Specs:

  • Size: Approx 7cm x 7cm
  • Embroidered outer (top & bottom banners)
  • Sublimated centre for high-detail artwork
  • Hook Velcro backing
  • Durable stitched border

🎯 Perfect for:

  • Plate carriers & chest rigs
  • Backpacks & admin pouches
  • Airsoft / milsim loadouts
  • Dark humour collectors

🧠 Why This Patch:

This is a hybrid build — embroidery for structure, sublimation for detail.

You get sharper artwork than embroidery alone, without losing that tactical patch feel.

📦 Shipping:

  • ✅ Processing resumes 19 November
  • ✅ Free Stealth Delivery (2–3 days)
  • 🚀 Priority Air Drop available
  • 🛡️ Zero-quibble guarantee

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