Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof Patch – Embroidered & Sublimated Tactical Velcro Patch

Reality check… learned the hard way.

The “Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof” patch blends dark humour with a gritty, tactical design. Featuring embroidered top and bottom banners with a high-detail sublimated centre, this piece brings together texture and print for a clean, layered finish.

Compact at 7cm x 7cm, it’s perfect for tighter kit setups without losing impact.

⚙️ Specs:

• Size: Approx 7cm x 7cm
• Embroidered outer (top & bottom banners)
• Sublimated centre for high-detail artwork
• Hook Velcro backing
• Durable stitched border

🎯 Perfect for:

• Plate carriers & chest rigs
• Backpacks & admin pouches
• Airsoft / milsim loadouts
• Dark humour collectors

🧠 Why This Patch:

This is a hybrid build — embroidery for structure, sublimation for detail.

You get sharper artwork than embroidery alone, without losing that tactical patch feel.

📦 Shipping:

• ✅ 24hr Dispatch
• ✅ Free Stealth Delivery (2–3 days)
• 🚀 Priority Air Drop available
• 🛡️ Zero-quibble guarantee