• Too Fat To Run, Will Fight Instead Patch

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Too Fat To Run, Will Fight Instead

EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

The 'Fat Father' OCP patch. Embroidered with "Too Fat to Run, Will Fight Instead" this patch features a protector who may not be the fastest, but he defends what’s his. Equipped with a plate carrier, helmet, and AR, he’s ready for action. And who knows? He probably has a donut stashed in a pouch somewhere! 🍩

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered patch, made with our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

MORE DETAILS
  • Approximately 4 inches tall by 4 inches wide
  • Hook Fastener backing
  • Made in the USA

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Tom

Nice patch, very amusing, good quality.

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