• The Lord Tells Me – But You’re Fucked Braveheart Embroidered Patch

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The Lord Tells Me....But You're Fucked Braveheart

EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

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PATCH DETAILS

Some reassurance comes with a catch. This round embroidered morale patch delivers the full message: “THE LORD TELLS ME HE CAN GET ME OUT OF THIS MESS BUT YOU’RE FUCKED”. A silver-grey portrait with long hair and bright blue warpaint sits at the centre, framed by matching lettering and a circular stitched outline on black fabric. The blunt punchline gives this design its dark humour, making it a fitting addition to an airsoft patch collection or display board for anyone who appreciates an uncompromising one-liner.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered patch, made with our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

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