• Funny Your Mom Dildo Christmas PVC Morale Patch – Rude Xmas Gift Tag Design – Tactical Velcro Patch UK

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Your Mom Dildo Christmas

PVC MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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Mix & match eligible Morale patches. 3 for £24.99 or 5 for £39.99 — the better offer applies and repeats on every further set.

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PATCH DETAILS

🎄 Not Your Average Christmas Patch… Say hello to the patch that gets laughs and double takes.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

MORE DETAILS

This bold, festive PVC morale patch takes a classic Christmas gift design… and flips it into something far more Patch Addict.

💥 Why This Patch Hits:

  • Premium Full PVC – sharp detail, vibrant colours
  • Durable, waterproof & built to last 
  • Hook & loop backing – perfect for bags, rigs, jackets & more
  • Designed & dispatched from the UK 🇬🇧
  • Guaranteed to start conversations (or end them 😂)

📦 Specs:

  • Size: Approx [5" Long]
  • Material: PVC (rubberised finish)
  • Backing: Hook & loop (Velcro)
  • Finish: Full PVC

⚡ Dispatch Promise:

✔️ Orders shipped within 24hrs
✔️ Zero-quibble replacement guarantee
✔️ Worldwide shipping available

🎯 Perfect For:

  • Tactical gear & EDC setups
  • Rucksacks & plate carriers
  • Secret Santa gifts (if you want chaos)
  • Anyone with a dark sense of humour

🔥 Patch Addict Standard:

We don’t do average.
We don’t do excuses.
We make patches people remember.

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