Funny Your Mom Dildo Christmas PVC Morale Patch – Rude Xmas Gift Tag Design – Tactical Velcro Patch UK

🎄 Not Your Average Christmas Patch…

Say hello to the patch that gets laughs and double takes.

This bold, festive PVC morale patch takes a classic Christmas gift design… and flips it into something far more Patch Addict.

💥 Why This Patch Hits:

• Premium Full PVC – sharp detail, vibrant colours
• Durable, waterproof & built to last 
• Hook & loop backing – perfect for bags, rigs, jackets & more
• Designed & dispatched from the UK 🇬🇧
• Guaranteed to start conversations (or end them 😂)

📦 Specs:

• Size: Approx [5" Long]
• Material: PVC (rubberised finish)
• Backing: Hook & loop (Velcro)
• Finish: Full PVC

⚡ Dispatch Promise:

✔️ Orders shipped within 24hrs
✔️ Zero-quibble replacement guarantee
✔️ Worldwide shipping available

🎯 Perfect For:

• Tactical gear & EDC setups
• Rucksacks & plate carriers
• Secret Santa gifts (if you want chaos)
• Anyone with a dark sense of humour

🔥 Patch Addict Standard:

We don’t do average.
We don’t do excuses.
We make patches people remember.