• Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

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Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum

PVC MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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USA RESTOCK RUN

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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PATCH DETAILS

Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

MORE DETAILS
  • PVC Patch 
  • Measures 2.75 inches
  • Imported
  • Hook fastener sewn on back

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J H McMahon

Great patch as usual