• Don’t Be A Twatapotamus Morale Patch | Funny Hippo Tactical Patch

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Don’t Be A Twatapotamus

EMBROIDERED MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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Mix & match eligible Morale patches. 3 for £24.99 or 5 for £39.99 — the better offer applies and repeats on every further set.

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PATCH DETAILS

DON’T BE A TWATAPOTAMUS 🦛 A message the world desperately needs.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Embroidered patch, made with our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

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This hilarious embroidered morale patch features an angry tactical-style hippopotamus delivering elite-level judgement alongside the phrase:

“DON’T BE A TWATAPOTAMUS”

Perfect for backpacks, plate carriers, jackets, patch walls and calling people out without technically saying their name.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Premium embroidered morale patch
  • Velcro hook backing
  • Durable stitched construction
  • Circular patch design
  • High detail embroidery
  • Built for bags, jackets & tactical gear

PERFECT FOR

  • Meme patch collectors
  • Hippo lovers
  • Tactical humour fans
  • Airsoft & range bags
  • Backpack customisation
  • Passive aggressive morale boosting

PATCH ADDICT GUARANTEE

✅ UK Based
✅ Fast Dispatch
✅ Velcro Ready
🦛 Anti-Twatapotamus Approved

SHIPPING

🇬🇧 UK shipping available
🌍 Worldwide shipping available

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