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3 FOR £24.99 OR 5 FOR £39.99
Mix & match eligible PVC and embroidered morale patches.
PATCH DETAILS
Eat crayons. Stay dangerous. The Certified Crayon Eater PVC Patch is built for those who don’t take life too seriously—but still show up ready. Featuring a battle-hardened skull rocking tactical gear and chewing down on a crayon, this patch delivers bold attitude with a clean, high-detail printed finish.
SIZE & MATERIALS
Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.
DELIVERY
Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.
MORE DETAILS
Perfect for plate carriers, kit bags, jackets, or anywhere that needs a bit of personality.
🔥 Features:
- Premium Printed PVC Patch
- Size: 8cm x 8cm
- Velcro backing (hook fastener)
- Durable, flexible, and lightweight
- High-resolution print with bold colours
- Waterproof, UV resistant & abrasion resistant
- Suitable for indoor & outdoor use
💥 Built for:
- Tactical gear setups
- Airsoft / military / range kits
- Backpacks & jackets
- Anyone with questionable life choices
🚚 Shipping & Guarantee:
- ✅ 24hr Dispatch (INCLUDING custom orders)
- ✅ Free delivery on every patch
- ✅ Tracked upgrade available
- ✅ Zero-quibble replacement guarantee
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This design is intended as humour. If you know, you know.
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