The Certified Crayon Eater PVC Patch is built for those who don’t take life too seriously—but still show up ready. Featuring a battle-hardened skull rocking tactical gear and chewing down on a crayon, this patch delivers bold attitude with a clean, high-detail printed finish.
Perfect for plate carriers, kit bags, jackets, or anywhere that needs a bit of personality.
🔥 Features:
Premium Printed PVC Patch
Size: 8cm x 8cm
Velcro backing (hook fastener)
Durable, flexible, and lightweight
High-resolution print with bold colours
Waterproof, UV resistant & abrasion resistant
Suitable for indoor & outdoor use
💥 Built for:
Tactical gear setups
Airsoft / military / range kits
Backpacks & jackets
Anyone with questionable life choices
🚚 Shipping & Guarantee:
✅ 24hr Dispatch (INCLUDING custom orders)
✅ Free delivery on every patch
✅ Tracked upgrade available
✅ Zero-quibble replacement guarantee
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This design is intended as humour. If you know, you know.
24hr Dispatch Free Delivery
24hr Dispatch Free Delivery
