• Certified Crayon Eater PVC Patch – Tactical Skull Morale Patch (Funny Military Humour)

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3 FOR £24.99 OR 5 FOR £39.99

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Certified Crayon Eater

PVC MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

Taxes included.

FREE UK DELIVERYEU DELIVERY FROM £4.95 Free economy £30+ Free tracked £50+ View delivery options Hide delivery options
  • UK · Untracked FREE Tracked £3.95, free £30+
  • Economy · Untracked £4.95 Free £30+
  • Tracked delivery £10.95 Free £50+

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USA RESTOCK RUN

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10.

Combines with our existing eligible offers. Ends 18 November.

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Mix & match eligible Morale patches. 3 for £24.99 or 5 for £39.99 — the better offer applies and repeats on every further set.

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PATCH DETAILS

Eat crayons. Stay dangerous. The Certified Crayon Eater PVC Patch is built for those who don’t take life too seriously—but still show up ready. Featuring a battle-hardened skull rocking tactical gear and chewing down on a crayon, this patch delivers bold attitude with a clean, high-detail printed finish.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

We’re heading to the USA to restock your favourite patches! Order now and we’ll begin processing your order from Thursday 19 November. As a thank you for your patience, enjoy an extra 10% off with code USA10. Free tracked UK delivery on orders £30+ after discounts.

MORE DETAILS

Perfect for plate carriers, kit bags, jackets, or anywhere that needs a bit of personality.

🔥 Features:

  • Premium Printed PVC Patch
  • Size: 8cm x 8cm
  • Velcro backing (hook fastener)
  • Durable, flexible, and lightweight
  • High-resolution print with bold colours
  • Waterproof, UV resistant & abrasion resistant
  • Suitable for indoor & outdoor use

💥 Built for:

  • Tactical gear setups
  • Airsoft / military / range kits
  • Backpacks & jackets
  • Anyone with questionable life choices

🚚 Shipping & Guarantee:

  • ✅ Processing resumes 19 November (INCLUDING custom orders)
  • ✅ Free delivery on every patch
  • ✅ Tracked upgrade available
  • ✅ Zero-quibble replacement guarantee

⚠️ Disclaimer:

This design is intended as humour. If you know, you know.

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REVIEWS FOR THIS PRODUCT

  • 5 stars: 2 (67%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (33%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
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A
Anonymous

Quality made, fast delivery

R
Richard

Live it

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Anonymous

Awesome