• "Major Mash" - The Tactical Potato - 3" PVC Patch

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"Major Mash" The Tactical Potato

PVC MORALE PATCH

Regular price £9.99

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PATCH DETAILS

Meet Major Mash — the only tactical potato brave enough to lead missions… while doing absolutely nothing. Expert in strategic lounging, high-level peeling, and giving orders nobody asked for. He’s 100% starch, 0% accountability, and somehow still outranks you.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

MORE DETAILS

Stick him on your gear if you like being reminded that even a root vegetable can have a bigger rank than you—and look way cooler doing it.

    • 3 inch patch
    • Includes hook fastener backing.
    • Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
    • Imported PVC

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