I Identify As A F*cking Problem (Llama)

PVC MORALE PATCH

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I Identify As A F*cking Problem At least they're honest. Featuring a tactical llama sporting a helmet, eye protection and enough attitude to become everyone's problem, this hilarious PVC morale patch is perfect for those who fully embrace chaos and poor life choices.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

MORE DETAILS

Whether mounted on a rucksack, plate carrier, range bag or jacket, this patch delivers maximum personality with minimum explanation required.

Manufactured from durable layered PVC with hook & loop backing, it's built for airsoft weekends, tactical gear setups and everyday troublemaking.

Features

✔ Premium layered PVC construction
✔ Hook & Loop backing included
✔ Approx. 8.5cm high
✔ Weather resistant and hard wearing
✔ Detailed raised 3D design
✔ Perfect for rucksacks, plate carriers, jackets and kit bags

Specifications

  • Material: PVC Rubber
  • Height: Approx. 8.5cm
  • Backing: Hook & Loop
  • Colour: Tan, Brown, Black & Olive
  • Style: Morale Patch

Perfect For

  • Airsoft Players
  • Military Enthusiasts
  • Tactical Gear Collectors
  • Llama Lovers
  • EDC Setups
  • Professional Menaces

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