• Easily Distracted By Boobies PVC Morale Patch | Velcro Backed Funny Patch

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3 FOR £24.99 OR 5 FOR £39.99

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Easily Distracted By Boobies

PVC MORALE PATCH

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Regular price £9.99

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Mix & match eligible Morale patches. 3 for £24.99 or 5 for £39.99 — the better offer applies and repeats on every further set.

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PATCH DETAILS

EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOBIES 👀 Some men hunt greatness.Others lose focus immediately.

SIZE & MATERIALS

Durable PVC patch with hook-and-loop backing, imported from our production partners. Each patch's size and backing are given in its own details.

DELIVERY

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Free tracked UK shipping from £30.

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This hilarious PVC morale patch delivers elite-level immature humour with bold tactical-style typography and a design that absolutely does not help concentration levels.

Available in two colour variants:

🔴 Red / Black
⚪ White / Black

Perfect for backpacks, plate carriers, gym bags, range gear and friendship groups that never mentally left secondary school.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Premium PVC morale patch
  • Velcro hook backing
  • Approx size: 10cm wide
  • Flexible rubberised construction
  • Raised 3D detailing
  • Weather resistant
  • Available in 2 colourways

COLOUR OPTIONS

🔴 Red / Black
⚪ White / Black

PERFECT FOR

  • Funny patch collectors
  • Tactical humour lovers
  • Gym bags & backpacks
  • Airsoft & range kits
  • Stupid gifts for friends
  • Men with absolutely zero discipline

PATCH ADDICT GUARANTEE

✅ UK Based
✅ Fast Dispatch
✅ Velcro Ready
🫡 Easily Distracted Approved

SHIPPING

🇬🇧 UK shipping available
🌍 Worldwide shipping available

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