{"product_id":"zero-fucks-bear-patch-blue","title":"“I Don’t Fcking Care Bear” Zero Fcks Patch – Fleece Tactical Velcro Patch (Blue)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eNo hesitation. No emotion. No f*cks given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"541\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"481\"\u003e“I Don’t F\u003cem data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"468\"\u003ecking Care Bear” – Zero F\u003c\/em\u003ecks Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e, built for those who operate without overthinking anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eThis version comes in \u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eblue\u003c\/strong\u003e, fully kitted and ready, with that same deadpan expression that says everything without saying anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eConstructed on a \u003cstrong data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"744\"\u003efleece base for a textured, fur-like finish\u003c\/strong\u003e, this patch stands out visually and physically from standard embroidery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"vfur18\" data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"837\"\u003e⚙️ Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: Approx \u003cstrong data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"867\"\u003e10cm x 7cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully embroidered design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eFleece base (fuzzy texture)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook Velcro backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable stitched border\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"991\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"rnt0ef\" data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e🎯 Perfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlate carriers \u0026amp; tactical rigs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks \u0026amp; range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAirsoft \/ milsim loadouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who genuinely couldn’t care less\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ywszfk\" data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003e🧠 The Series:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1228\"\u003e“I Don’t F*cking Care Bear” collection\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🟢 Night Ops Bear (Green)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔵 Zero F*cks Bear (Blue)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌸 Dead Inside Bear (Pink)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1323\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e👉 Collect all 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"f2uql1\" data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003e📦 Shipping:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ 24hr Dispatch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Free Stealth Delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚀 Priority upgrade available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛡️ Zero-quibble guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ae4bur\" data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003e⚠️ Note:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003eFleece finish adds natural variation—enhances the “fur” effect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patch Addict UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53057905328395,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/8573\/3131\/files\/bluebear.png?v=1776511815","url":"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/zero-fucks-bear-patch-blue","provider":"Patch Addict UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}