{"product_id":"should-have-been-swallowed-patch","title":"I Refuse To Argue With Someone Who Should Have Been Swallowed | Live Preview | 2\"x3\" | 2\" x4\" | 3\"x6\" Tactical Morale Velcro Patch UK","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"h9xo2j\" data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"474\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI REFUSE TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWALLOWED 🤦♂️\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eSome debates simply aren't worth having.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eFor those moments when common sense has left the building and you're rapidly losing patience, this patch says exactly what you're thinking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eThis embroidered morale patch is part of our \u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eOff The Shelf Text Patch Range\u003c\/strong\u003e — meaning you get premium embroidery with full colour customisation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"940\"\u003ePerfect for backpacks, work bags, patch walls, plate carriers or anywhere a little dark humour is appreciated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1s5jano\" data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e📏 Patch Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eSize: \u003cstrong data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003e2\"x3\" | 2\"x4\" | 3\"x6\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eProfessionally embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing (Velcro compatible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eMerrowed border\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eDurable stitch density\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eMade to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1204\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBlack, MTP, Olive Green \u0026amp; Red\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eChoose from \u003cstrong data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1252\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e25 embroidery thread colours\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"opef3v\" data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e😈 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eLovers of dark humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eSarcastic people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eOffice survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eVeterans of internet arguments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eAnyone running dangerously low on patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"hz95nz\" data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1452\"\u003e🚚 Fast UK Dispatch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003eEvery patch is made to order and dispatched quickly from our UK workshop.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patch Addict UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53217255358731,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/8573\/3131\/files\/SWALLOWED.png?v=1783017405","url":"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/should-have-been-swallowed-patch","provider":"Patch Addict UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}