{"product_id":"i-identify-as-a-fucking-problem-pvc-patch","title":"I Identify As A F*cking Problem | Tactical Llama Morale PVC Patch","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"3zx9qv\" data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"129\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI Identify As A F*cking Problem\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"155\"\u003eAt least they're honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eFeaturing a tactical llama sporting a helmet, eye protection and enough attitude to become everyone's problem, this hilarious PVC morale patch is perfect for those who fully embrace chaos and poor life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eWhether mounted on a rucksack, plate carrier, range bag or jacket, this patch delivers maximum personality with minimum explanation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"657\"\u003eManufactured from durable layered PVC with hook \u0026amp; loop backing, it's built for airsoft weekends, tactical gear setups and everyday troublemaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"896\"\u003e✔ Premium layered PVC construction\u003cbr data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"710\"\u003e✔ Hook \u0026amp; Loop backing included\u003cbr data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e✔ Approx. 8.5cm high\u003cbr data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e✔ Weather resistant and hard wearing\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e✔ Detailed raised 3D design\u003cbr data-start=\"832\" data-end=\"835\"\u003e✔ Perfect for rucksacks, plate carriers, jackets and kit bags\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1yl5694\" data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: PVC Rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: Approx. 8.5cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacking: Hook \u0026amp; Loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColour: Tan, Brown, Black \u0026amp; Olive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Morale Patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"9n3n4e\" data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAirsoft Players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMilitary Enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactical Gear Collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLlama Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEDC Setups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessional Menaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Patch Addict UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53243905212683,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/8573\/3131\/files\/llama.png?v=1784194384","url":"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/i-identify-as-a-fucking-problem-pvc-patch","provider":"Patch Addict UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}