{"product_id":"frankenwiener-pvc-morale-patch","title":"Frankenwiener PVC Morale Patch | 8cm Hook \u0026 Loop | Tactical Morale Patch","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lisn6c\" data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"134\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFrankenwiener PVC Patch\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"161\"\u003eScience has gone too far.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"185\"\u003eFrankenwiener\u003c\/strong\u003e, the horrifying result of questionable laboratory experiments, poor decision-making and absolutely zero adult supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"623\"\u003eFeaturing a stitched-together mutant sausage monster inspired by classic horror films, this hilarious PVC morale patch is guaranteed to get a reaction wherever it's displayed. Whether you're into tactical gear, dark humour or simply enjoy collecting ridiculous patches, Frankenwiener deserves a place on your kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eManufactured from durable layered PVC with hook \u0026amp; loop backing, it's built to survive everything from airsoft weekends to awkward conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"783\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"996\"\u003e✔ Premium layered PVC construction\u003cbr data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e✔ Hook \u0026amp; Loop backing included\u003cbr data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e✔ Approx. 8cm high\u003cbr data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e✔ Weather resistant and hard wearing\u003cbr data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"915\"\u003e✔ Detailed raised 3D design\u003cbr data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e✔ Perfect for rucksacks, jackets, caps and kit bags\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1yl5694\" data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: PVC Rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: Approx. 8cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacking: Hook \u0026amp; Loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColour: Green, Black \u0026amp; Grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Morale Patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"9n3n4e\" data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactical Gear Enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAirsoft Players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatch Collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHorror Fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalloween Loadouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone With An Immature Sense Of Humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Patch Addict UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51134536646923,"sku":"","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/8573\/3131\/files\/frankenweiner.png?v=1784192868","url":"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/frankenwiener-pvc-morale-patch","provider":"Patch Addict UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}