{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-boobies-patch","title":"Easily Distracted By Boobies PVC Morale Patch | Velcro Backed Funny Patch","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1qqa8d7\" data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"178\"\u003eEASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOBIES 👀\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"237\"\u003eSome men hunt greatness.\u003cbr data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"207\"\u003eOthers lose focus immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"408\"\u003eThis hilarious PVC morale patch delivers elite-level immature humour with bold tactical-style typography and a design that absolutely does not help concentration levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eAvailable in two colour variants:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e🔴 Red \/ Black\u003cbr data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"462\"\u003e⚪ White \/ Black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"603\"\u003ePerfect for backpacks, plate carriers, gym bags, range gear and friendship groups that never mentally left secondary school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"4v99fz\" data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"629\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium PVC morale patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelcro hook backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox size: 10cm wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlexible rubberised construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaised 3D detailing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 2 colourways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ye9va6\" data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eCOLOUR OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e🔴 Red \/ Black\u003cbr data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e⚪ White \/ Black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"188ofbi\" data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"900\"\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny patch collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactical humour lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGym bags \u0026amp; backpacks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAirsoft \u0026amp; range kits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStupid gifts for friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMen with absolutely zero discipline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"vcuk3x\" data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003ePATCH ADDICT GUARANTEE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003e✅ UK Based\u003cbr data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003e✅ Fast Dispatch\u003cbr data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003e✅ Velcro Ready\u003cbr data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e🫡 Easily Distracted Approved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1v34uhg\" data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eSHIPPING\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK shipping available\u003cbr data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e🌍 Worldwide shipping available\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patch Addict UK","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Black","offer_id":53103879848203,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Black","offer_id":53103879880971,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/8573\/3131\/files\/boobies.png?v=1778339265","url":"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/easily-distracted-by-boobies-patch","provider":"Patch Addict UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}