{"product_id":"certified-torta-pounder-pvc-patch","title":"Certified Torta Pounder PVC Morale Patch","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"cpbuqx\" data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"164\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCertified Torta Pounder\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eSome qualifications are earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eOthers are awarded through years of dedication, commitment and exceptional performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eCertified Torta Pounder PVC Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilarious morale patch designed for those who appreciate military humour, barracks banter and collecting patches that definitely shouldn't be taken too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"669\"\u003eFeaturing a bold silhouette design and clean tactical styling, this patch is guaranteed to attract laughs, raise eyebrows and spark conversations wherever it's displayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eManufactured from durable layered PVC with hook \u0026amp; loop backing, it's perfect for rucksacks, range bags, jackets, plate carriers and patch walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e✔ Premium layered PVC construction\u003cbr data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e✔ Hook \u0026amp; Loop backing included\u003cbr data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"901\"\u003e✔ Approx. 7.5cm x 7.5cm\u003cbr data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"927\"\u003e✔ Weather resistant and hard wearing\u003cbr data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"966\"\u003e✔ Detailed raised 3D design\u003cbr data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"996\"\u003e✔ Perfect for tactical gear, rucksacks and display boards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1yl5694\" data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: PVC Rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: Approx. 7.5cm x 7.5cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacking: Hook \u0026amp; Loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColour: Coyote Tan \u0026amp; Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Morale Patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"9n3n4e\" data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAirsoft Players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMilitary Enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeterans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatch Collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactical Gear Fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone With A Sense Of Humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Patch Addict UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53243918975243,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/8573\/3131\/files\/torta.png?v=1784195114","url":"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/certified-torta-pounder-pvc-patch","provider":"Patch Addict UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}