{"title":"Humour","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"3493\" data-start=\"3469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3493\" data-start=\"3469\"\u003eFunny Morale Patches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3543\" data-start=\"3495\"\u003eSometimes a patch doesn't need a deeper meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3706\" data-start=\"3545\"\u003eOur Humour Collection is packed with sarcastic slogans, dark humour, tactical comedy and completely unhinged ideas designed to make people laugh, cringe or both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3797\" data-start=\"3708\"\u003ePerfect for bags, plate carriers, jackets and anyone with a questionable sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3797\" data-start=\"3708\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patchaddict.co.uk\/products\/custom-velcro-text-patch-live-preview-multiple-sizes-embroidered-name-morale-patch\" title=\"CREATE YOUR OWN MORALE PATCH\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan't find what you're looking for? Create your own custom embroidered text patch with your own slogan, nickname or inside joke.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dont-be-a-c-asaurus-rude-pvc-tactical-military-morale-patch-with-hook-loop-velcro-backed-airsoft-army-funny-chubby","title":"Don't Be A C***asaurus rude PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't Be A C*untasaurus Dinosaur PVC Tactical Morale Patch \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small, adorably fierce dinosaur, fully equipped with tactical gear, flashes a confident grin as it prepares for action. 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